I opened my refrigerator last night and thought, “Oh my God! Is this a
Single Woman in NYC’s refrigerator, or what?!”

Look at the order of the items too:
Top Shelf: dog food, nail polish, “granola bars” and M&Ms (from the
wedding), and acidolphious (something women need to keep their internal
organs clean…)

2nd Shelf: bread, moldy cheese, a spinach pie (made by dad)

Bottom shelf: dog food!!!!!!

Then, in the other picture you see I’ve only got 2 eggs and the biggest
item in the door is CAT FOOD!

YIKES!!!!