Holy Toledo! it’s a Burrito of WMD!

Well what do you know we’re now seeing WMD’s in our food! “A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito. The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.” Source Associated Press.

A burrito of this size and nature obvious packs a lot of punch. There will be strong after affects and fall out from ingesting such toxic contents! HazMat will have to be brought in for the clean up and gas masks will be provided.

As though New Mexico never saw a 30-inch burrito.

Other links:
Burrito of Mass Destruction, By Xeni Jardin
The Crazy Years – Burrito of Mass Destruction, by Core Dump
Tall Brad is an International Menace, by A Nod to Nothing
Giant burrito, by newscouch
Burrito of Mass Destruction, by Jeff

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