Question: What could be more humiliating than being dubbed “The Runaway Bride” and landing in the vortex of a consuming national scandal? Answer: Becoming the inspiration for a merchandising tie-in to your shame. Jennifer’s High Tailin’ Hot Sauce is a spicy habanero sauce that its creators warn “may cause you to seek intense professional help.”
Apparently demand is so high that the manufacturer is already cautioning that there could be fulfillment delays. They’d better get those shipments out before Jennifer’s 15 minutes are up.